Free Energy (or the adventures of Quantum Girl) by KAF-E

It's a good day for: Wedding Cakery
Hmm, that's not a word which automatically sounds wholesome and good... 'cakery' ...yep sounds a little dirtier than the average word found in the vicinity of the ultra-clean cut 'wedding'. On the other hand, dirty can be good too. Nothing wrong with a bit of dirty now and then....oh god no! Not THAT dirty - make it stop!!
Please pass the mind soap......
It's a bad day for: Doctor Who
So my main problems with Doctor Who are that the acting is a mostly a bit lame, the script is mostly people yelling 'DOCTOR!!!!' and the subject matter is mostly dependably soppy and overly morally black and white. But most of all...what I really really really hate....is that I bloody LOVE it. Time traveling alien picks up ginger bird and together they save the day again and again! I feel so very VERY dirty....
Again with the mind soap please.....
The science bit
Kinetics!!! Oh lovely kinetics......when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats kinetics.....fantastic kinetics....
Well this is definitely gonna last. I mean as soon as something works this well.........